Search and rescue workers announced they are pessimistic on the odds of survival for any Paramount Pictures executives, after a poorly constructed tentpole, otherwise known as “World War Z,” which was supposed to help keep a roof over the executives’ heads, collapsed on them. An investigation is already under way to determine who is responsible for creating the disastrous movie that many experts had been predicting for over a year was highly unstable and would most likely fail.

A popular common theory for the tentpole collapse is that instead of hiring someone with a proven track record of creating successful tentpoles, Paramount CEO and chairman Brad Grey gave the job to movie star and former Plan B partner, Brad Pitt. According to reports, Pitt’s inexperienceat producing massive projects showed when the tentpole was first tested months ago and was deemed not good enough to be used, leading to tens of millions of dollars spent to fix it.

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